For the plot. And the paperwork. Meet Yorkie. Insurance, coming soon.
yorkie.

FOUR HUSTLES. ONE EXTREMELY SMALL DOG.

The company your
group chat would start.

We looked at crypto grifters, strippers, prostitutes, and truck drivers and thought: there’s a brand here. And a lot of paperwork.

The Yorkie brand’s Yorkshire terrier on a sunlit studio platform

WHY YORKIE?

Unconventional work.
Uncomplicated respect.

Maybe you survived a crypto cycle and emerged as a startup GTM girl. Maybe you work the stage or the night shift. Maybe you are the only person in this entire lineup who actually knows what “shipping” means.

Yorkie is for those four audiences. The copy has a sense of humor. The people doing the work deserve respect. And insurance needs to be explained accurately, however ridiculous the brand meeting got.

The jokes are live. The guides are useful.

Read the basics, find your particular hustle, and download a private checklist for a licensed insurance professional. No personal details. No account. No pretending you bought a policy.

The insurance part is coming soon.

Yorkie is preparing for launch. We’ll publish details about services, licensing, and availability before offering insurance. No quotes or policies are available through this site today.

See where things stand

YOUR LORE IS NOT A POLICY

Big hustle.
Read the small print.

Crypto grifter, stripper, prostitute, trucker. Start with the questions that actually matter.

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