Say what you actually do.
Crypto grifter is the joke. Accurate disclosure is the job. The same goes for the stage, the night shift, and the truck.
✳ FOR UNCONVENTIONAL CAREER PATHS
Big hustle.
Zero judgment.
Ex-crypto grifter turned startup GTM girl?
Stripper, prostitute, or truck driver? Welcome to Yorkie.
Insurance, coming soon. The attitude is already here.
✳
YOUR CAREER PIVOT HAS A NEW MASCOTSMALL DOG.
ZERO JUDGMENT.
ZERO JUDGMENT.
Very specific.
Very much for you.
THE FINE PRINT STILL EXISTS
Your hustle.
The boring essentials.
A pivot, a pole, a night shift, or an eighteen-wheeler. Different work, different risks. The policy wording still gets the last word.
Explore the coverage libraryThe real world
General liability
For accidents that happen off the timeline.
Explore the basicsThe internet
Cyber & privacy
Your wallet has been through enough.
Explore the basicsThe internet
Professional liability
New title. Real responsibilities.
Explore the basicsThe real world
Commercial auto
For the only people here who actually ship.
Explore the basicsThe person doing the work
Injury & income questions
The rent does not take a recovery day.
Explore the basicsThe real world
Gear & business property
The laptop. The lights. The tools of the trade.
Explore the basicsEducational overviews. Policy terms and availability vary. Yorkie is not offering these policies yet.
PICK YOUR CURRENT ERA
A career path?
More of a plot twist.
You contain multitudes.
Your coverage questions should contain specifics.
01 / THE PIVOT
From “gm” to “per my last email.”
If you got hired in GTM and you’re an ex-crypto grifter, welcome to your startup GTM girl era. New job. New questions.
- Read the contract before promising exponential growth
- Know who is responsible for the customer data
- Describe the work honestly, including the relevant history
THE YORKIE WAY
No judgment.
No imaginary coverage.
Our approach Keep the fine print real.
Edgy copy is fun. Invented coverage is not. Learn the limits, exclusions, and eligibility questions before you buy anything.
Respect the hustle.
Adult work is work. Driving is work. Even GTM is apparently work. Everyone deserves a straight answer.
FIELD NOTES
For the lore.
And the learning curve.
FAIR QUESTIONS, HONESTLY
Before the
group chat asks.
Wait. Crypto grifters, strippers, prostitutes, and truck drivers?
Yes. That is the lineup. Yorkie is a prelaunch brand built around those four audiences, including the ex-crypto-grifter-to-startup-GTM-girl career pivot.
Can I actually buy insurance here?
Not yet. The brand and educational tools are live. Quotes, insurance policies, and binding are not available. We will publish business, licensing, and availability details before offering insurance.
So you insure rug pulls now?
No. “Crypto grifter” is a joke about the career pivot, not an offer to cover scams, deliberate fraud, or token prices going to zero. A LinkedIn rebrand is not an exclusion waiver.
Are the adult-work pages a joke too?
The brand is playful; respect for the people is real. Strippers, prostitutes, and other sex workers deserve clear information. Actual eligibility depends on lawful activities, jurisdiction, insurers, and policy terms. No coverage is promised here.
Why truck drivers?
Because someone in this lineup has to actually ship. Also, trucking has its own insurance and filing questions. A general business checklist cannot replace a licensed trucking specialist.
Is my checklist private?
Yes. Your answers stay in this browser tab. There is no signup form, email collection, or server submission. A download is a reading list—not a quote, policy, or proof of insurance.
YOUR LORE IS NOT A POLICY
Big hustle.
Read the small print.
Crypto grifter, stripper, prostitute, trucker. Start with the questions that actually matter.
Build your coverage checklist