THE BRAND IS HERE. THE INSURANCE IS NOT.
Four hustles.
One coming-soon sign.
We’re building Yorkie for crypto grifters turned GTM girls, strippers, prostitutes, and truck drivers. Today, it’s a brand and educational site—not an insurance provider.
AVAILABLE NOW
Meet the cast. Read the basics.
Find your hustle, read a field note, and download a checklist. None of those things secretly signs you up for anything.
Build your checklistIN DEVELOPMENT
The part with actual policies.
We’ll publish our legal business information, licensing, service availability, and contact details before offering insurance. There is no announced launch date.
Need coverage now? Contact a licensed insurance professional in your state.